The man said to the woman, "Do you know, I think I can predict the future?" The woman asked curiously, "Oh? What do you predict?" The man replied, "We will have controversy." The woman retorted, "Impossible!" The man smiled and said, "Look, it's starting."
The woman said to the man, "If I turn into a book, will you read me?" The man replied, "Of course I will, dear. Every night I will open you." The woman smiled and said, "You will definitely jump straight to the ending."
A man showed his friend a newly bought hunting dog and said, "This dog is specially trained for me." The friend asked, "Oh, really? What can it do?" The man said, "Every time my wife and I argue, it pretends to be dead."
The woman said to her husband, "You know, I stood in front of the mirror for half a day today." The man asked, "Why?" The woman replied, "Because the mirror told me I am the most beautiful woman in the park." The man smiled slightly and said, "This mirror must be in the park."
The man said to the woman, "I can move the mountains just to make you happy." The woman smiled and replied, "That's great because you can make me very happy by moving your dirty clothes into the laundry basket."
A couple attended a masquerade party, with their husband dressed up as a banker. The wife asked, "Why don't you bring some cash to dress up more like it?" The husband replied, "No, I can say I'm an electronic bank when I get there."
The woman asked the man, "If I were kidnapped, how much ransom do you think the kidnappers would charge?" The man replied, "Based on my understanding of you, they might pay me to take you home."
The man asked the woman, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" The woman replied, "Of course, this can save me a lot of dating expenses."
A woman told her husband, "You always forget my birthday." He replied, "How could that be? It was the quietest day of the year for me."
A couple is talking about their dream family. My wife said, "I dream of having a big house." My husband said, "I dream of having a wife who is wireless silent.".
